Invention #5 - New Names for Buttons

alright, I think we need to update some button names in our standard windows we see on various programs. What I am proposing is replacing all buttons that say the following:

End Now
Cancel
Stop
Submit

With the following text:

Stop the Madness

I know I would have a better time clicking around. hey maybe we should be able to make the buttons customizable to say whatever we want.

and for THESE buttons:
Go
Search
Purchase
and pretty much all the rest of them

we should say:

Go ahead, I'm bored