dancnreadnskoolgurl

I was starting to complain to myself earlier today, and then I was listening to the news and I thought well I don't have to hop in a boat while all my friends and families get pulled into the ocean and feel guilty that I was the only survivor. I don't have a terminal illness, a sick child, nothing to eat, a cheating husband, a broken bone, a cat throwing up on the carpet, a son in Iraq, or even a cavity. So no complaining goes on the blog. Only my humble observations and gratitude for living.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Seminars for Rockstars

that's it! got to meet some very nice people while in LA last, BUT while I am not naming names I will tell you I can't take it anymore! I will be offering the following seminars for rockstars:

Recognizing a Moonbeam (a moonbeam is a very earthy girl)

Palm Pilots and other Neat Inventions

Finding a Bisquit - 101 (particularly attractive woman)

Personal Grooming and Hair Coloring

Keeping your Bisquit in Shape

Tour Bus Interior Decoration

1 Comments:

At 5:27 PM, March 25, 2005, Unknown said...: What about:

Party like a Rockstar 100

Not truly inspiring, but hey we need to know!

dancnreadnskoolgurl

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Seminars for Rockstars

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