Life lesson of the Week: Advil are not chewable

take my word: advil are not chewable in the liquid gel or tablet form. I have had both mixed up with my jelly beans recently and it was not a good situation.
The "liquid gel" accident happened in the car and I almost wrecked. I had to pull over and spit them out(lost some good jelly beans too- one was rootbeer). Then i had to rush to the nearest gas station for a drink. The taste was not gone for hours.
Luckily the "tablet" accident happened at home and I was able to get to a sink and immediately rinse my mouth and brush the tablets from my teeth.
This weeks life lesson: Never carry loose jelly beans and loose advil in the same pocket- advil are not chewable.