Greasing 101- Number 2

Grease etiquette is essential when dealing with much of the service industry. At a bar grease well and special drinks will be served with a smile and WOW "you only had 1 drink".
Remember not to grease where grease doesn't count(in that case tip). For example, you tip a taxi driver (except in rare circumstances) and you grease your cable tv woman/man (suddenly you have all the channels in every room).
Proper folding of the bill in a true grease transaction is fold in half- fold in half- fold in half. Put the bill in the palm of your hand with your thumb over the denomination. Practice sliding your thumb as to show the denomination. Practice flashing the bill to a friend without anyone else seeing. In a grease situation you don't want everyone else to see you are greasing. Finally practice shaking someone's hand and passing the bill so no one can tell what's going on.
Remember it's your charming personality and their overwhelming compassion which enables your privileged life.
Hope you enjoyed today's greasing 101. I am currently conducting a study at the coffee shop and will let you all know how things go.