breaks don't work but I AM Fred Flintstone

The roads are all ice today. Had fun iceskating to the newpaper.
In today's santo greensboros newspaper, the weatherman gave us the weather report for the next 100 years. He gets one day right and now he thinks he can do the next hundred. I think someone needs to cut back on the drugs and come back to us OR I'll have whatever he's having.
See below if you think you can stop a few thousand pounds of steel by digging in your heels. "Breaks don't work! I'll dig in my heels!"
http://wm.gannett.speedera.net/wm.gannett/kare/jan2005/slide-high.wm