Stop the Curse of MacJean

what's going on? it seems there is some sorta VooDoo curse on me going to dance in Durham and Raleigh and with dancefrankie! Everytime I want to go out there something weird happens... savion glover gets canceled twice, not being able to drive due to ?partial seizures?, 3/4 ice roads, school.

I looked out the window today and I don't see anything happening and two seconds later I see 30 of the hugemongEST snowflakes I have ever seen. I mean I moved 5 hours SOUTH...give me a break SOMEONE!

PLEASE I mean I am practically a shut-IN since I moved here.
I can only study like 14 hours a day 7 days a week for soooo long. I have studied so much evolution now I am starting to recognize myself in my neighbors monkey. I have to dance some balboa soon or something worse could happen.

don't make me have to watch TV. I would rather go outside in the freezing cold in my bathing suit and lick a pole.

ok I a calm now. I guess it will be another Saturday night of tapping on my 3 foot by 4 foot tap box- that's not a bad life. I think i could have a happy life in jail if I had my tap box.