white smoke in the room for Cardinal McCarrick

the Pope told his aides to be joyful during his last hours. I feel he was ready and happy to be passing on and because of this I am not feeling that sad about it. (I am actually a little happy for him.)...but I am happy he did not go suddenly/ randomly since this allowed for us to pray for him in his final hours and we were able to feel the peacfulness he conveyed(or at least I felt that).
I just heard the american Cardinals don't have a chance at being elected the new Pope. THAT IS SUCH A BUMMER! I personally would like Cardinal McCarrick to be the new Pope. Listen up Cardinals! vote for Cardinal McCarrick as he is the coolest one of you. He says good prayers, he says a good Mass, he's funny, he goes to happy hours every week in DC, he's makes sure he hits all the Churches in the DC Metro area and cool events, and he's good looking. (we like our dentists and our Pope's good looking). Stop the madness and realize American's are the best!check out how they elect the new Pope- it's all secret stealth stuff:
http://rl.channel.aol.com/natgeo?id=20050401132909990001